$WHEELON
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The new Roadster drove upside down along a curved ramp and lifted off on cold-gas thrusters, and Musk told the livestream it is “not necessarily a safety-optimized car.” A car that flies has no use for its wheels, so one of them did the demo himself on the only pressurized gas he had: his own. Re-inflation is targeted for 2028.

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the car can fly now, so the wheels were let go one of them has a plan the plan is compressed air $WHEELON

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this is not necessarily a safety-optimized wheel, ok?

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Roadmap

  1. Phase 1 done

    Detachment

    The car learned to fly. Four wheels were let go. One of them took it personally.

  2. Phase 2 done

    First principles

    A tire is a tank of compressed air. Thrusters are compressed air. Nobody checked the math.

  3. Phase 3 done, briefly

    Flight

    Cleared one row of parked tires. Landed. Did not stick it emotionally.

  4. Phase 4 now

    Flat

    This is not necessarily a safety-optimized wheel, ok?

  5. Phase 5 later

    Re-inflation

    Targeted for 2028. Like the Roadster. Like everything.

  6. Phase 6 later

    Mars

    Roll on Mars. There is no air on Mars, which we will address on a future livestream.

Wheelonomics

Supply
1,000,000,000 $WHEELON
Pressure
0 PSI (see roadmap, phase 4)
01020304050PSI
Tax
0%. Wheels don't pay tolls.
Presale
none
Bundles
none
Team
one line cook and a tire

How to buy

  1. Get a wallet

    A Solana wallet: Phantom, Solflare or Backpack.

  2. Get SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

  3. Open it on pump.fun

    $WHEELON's page on pump.fun, at the link.

  4. Swap

    Swap your SOL for $WHEELON.

  5. Pretend it's a car.

Memes

FAQ

Is Wheelon affiliated with Elon?

No. Wheelon is a tire. Elon has never heard of him, which is the most realistic thing on this page.

Is this financial advice?

It's a tire.

Why is he flat?

He used his own air to fly. It's in the roadmap.

When moon?

There's no air on the moon either.

What does $WHEELON do?

Rolls, when inflated.